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Friday, 25 May 2012

To All 2nd and 3rd Year Students - Applications for Study Abroad Exchange Programme (SAP)

Kenyatta University has developed for implementation a Semester Abroad Students Exchange Programme following the signing of Memoranda of Understanding with selected universities in Africa. The aim of this unique and affordable student exchange programme is to provide opportunity to students to experience academic and social environments other than theirs for one semester and to promote the strengthening of the East African Community.
The characteristics of the programme are as follows:
  1. Only 2nd and 3rd year students are eligible for this programme.
  2. The period of each exchange will be for the equivalent of one (1) semester.
  3. Exchange students will be permitted to enroll in courses as agreed on by the Heads of Departments of the two institutions.
  4. KU students will be registered as students at the host university and shall be entitled to all the privileges and subjected to the same rules and regulations, as other students at the host university.
  5. Students proceeding to the host university are expected to pay their tuition, other statutory payments and accommodation fees to their home university before departure to the host university. The host institutions shall provide accommodation in their halls of residence to exchange students.
  6. Each student shall meet the cost of food, clothing and incidental expenses while abroad.
  7. Students participating in the exchange will receive credits at the host institution for work completed and return with their credits.
  8. All students must comply with the host University’s rules and regulations for registration.
  9. Each exchange student must provide his or her own health and accident insurance.
  10. All students must possess passports and visas (if needed) valid for the period of the exchange.
  11. Applicants must have the application form duly endorsed by his or her parent/guardian.
  12. Participating students shall fill an indemnity form prior to departure

All students who are interested in participating in this exciting programme should apply by filling an application form available at the Centre for International Programmes and Collaborations (CIPC) offices situated on Nigeria Street, Office Block No.19 or by downloading from the Kenyatta University website (http://www.ku.ac.ke) home page(under the university news items).
The applications should reach the Director, Centre for International Programmes and Collaboration on or before June 30th 2012.
Successful applicants will be contacted by July 15th 2012.
Thank you.
Dr. Vincent Onywera, Ph. D, ISAK 2
DIRECTOR
CENTRE FOR INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMMES AND COLLABORATION

Thursday, 24 May 2012

A Note to all Kenyans

A NOTE TO ALL KENYANS:

WENYE NCHI.TAKE A FEW MINUTES OF YOUR TIME N READ
THIS....

RAILA AMOLO
WILLLIAM RUTO
MUSALIA MUDAVADI
UHURU KENYATTA
... ... PETER KENNNETH
MARTHA KARUA
PROF OLE KIYIAPI
KALONZO MUSYOKA
RAPHAEL TUJU
MUTAVA MUSYIMI
GEORGE SAITOTO
they have the following in common:
a.they are millionaires.
b.they are famous
c.have no idps among their familymemebers
d.they are on a fat pay cheque list
e.their security is guaranteed.
f.their health is highly insured.
g.they drive big cars.
h.they live in poshy neighborhoods
i.never get affected by arbitral matatu hikes wen it rains.
j.never que at knh for near nil medical services.
k.their kids go to the best schools abroad.
l.wen they call for a public demo,their wives and kids never participate
but are well secured behind a cricket oval.
m.they dont wait for munyes or atwoli to announce to a 13% salary increment
once a year whereas inflation is at all times more than 15%.theirs is
automatic will.
n.they all hold diplomatic passports incase things in kenya become hot.
o.they have a special human rightcalled political right.
p.their families never sleep hungry.
q.they never get affected by floods.they have an option of many homesteads
or can even fly.
r.they are never affected by demolitions.
s.when in trouble,their tribe come to their rescue.
The list is endless...
The only common thing we have with them is our national I.IDs.
Now before you think of fighting your neighbour in the name of defending them
take a look at your I.D.that is who u r and that is where you came from
unless you lied about it.only God knows where you are headed next.
LUO'S the only connection u have with ogingas family is maybe you walked
along oginga odinga street today hustling for a job or maybe you were in a
kanjos van arrested for hawking,spitting,sneezing aloud,walking aimlessly
ama masaa ya mututho.
KIKUYUS the only connection you have with Kenyattas family is maybe you
walked along Kenyatta avenue,mama ngina,you were admitted or born at
KNH,you trespassed via KICC,or JKIA,went to kenyatta hae skull or K.U,or
maybe you were broke couldnt afford lunch and opted for 200 ml brookside
milk for lunch.you are financially close to them by making them richer.
For kalenjins,merus,embus,luhyas,maasais and the rest ,the only connection
you have with your so called with my choice is you may have watched them on
tv as they belch strategizing on how to cash your hard earned cash or their
helicopters may have disturbed ur lunch break-hunger-slumber under a tree.
Sisi mdio wenye nchi and we should protect our fellow wenye nchi who we
share so much in common.let us remain united as Kenyans.
pass the world across.
Feel free to copy and paste on your Wall. Spread the Word.

Sunday, 20 May 2012

Anyone with Atwoli’s contacts?


By Mwalimu Andrew

When I faulted the appointment of Juma to head this school, it was not out of envy: I just didn’t believe he was the best candidate for the job.
Not when there were more qualified intellectuals around like myself. His inability to run a school of Mwisho wa Lami’s stature came out clearly last week.
It was not until towards the second week that we held our first meeting. Both Juma and his deputy Kwame are rare species in the school.
That day there was high drama. It all started last term, when Juma allowed many students to repeat Class Eight. If you remember, I opposed this but Juma overruled me.
And, despite the increase in the number of pupils, Juma did not increase the number of desks in the school. As a result, a desk that should accommodate three pupils had five.
The situation got worse this term when we received four more Class Eight pupils whom Juma had registered for KCPE without consulting me as the Director of Studies.
I sought a meeting with Kwame, the Deputy HM, over the matter. “Mwalimu, when will we get new desks in Class Seven and Eight?” I asked.
“Don’t worry,” he said, “We have ordered new desks and they will arrive next week.” Madam Anita returned from maternity leave, and Madam Ruth was preparing to go on leave any time.
I am not an expert in these matters but from the looks of things, I suspect Madam Mary will join her in third term.

Laze around
The arrival of two new teachers, Rumona and Tito, and the return of Anita and the expected departure of Madam Ruth, meant changes in lesson allocations.
As a result, when we opened, all we did was to laze around the staffroom. But, last Wednesday afternoon, we all received an SMS from Kwame:
“HM has summoned an urgent staff meeting tomorrow at 8.00 a.m. in the morning. Urgenta: AOB, Lesson allocations, Schemes and Term 2 Strategic Vision.” Kwame had not been in school for three days.
I arrived in school very early and went to Class Eight for a dose of Kiswahili. When the pupils were all seated, there were several desks with five pupils each. They were struggling to write. I went called the Headmaster.
“Mr HM, the congestion in Class Eight does not offer students a serene academic environment,” I said.
“The school has no money. You will have to do with the little resources that we have available,” he said and disconnected the line.
I went back to class and called out the fifth pupil in every desk and led them into the staffroom where I asked them to pick up a chair each. We even took the HM’s and Deputy HM’s tables.
Teachers arrived in the staffroom to find no chairs. Mr Juma went straight to his office and came out immediately.
“Who took the table from my office?” he asked loudly. He then walked to the staffroom where he found most of the teachers standing. “And what is happening here, are you people exercising?”
“We found the chairs missing,” Kwame told the HM. Class Eight pupils laughed. I signaled them to keep quiet, and went ahead with the lesson.

Ignored him
I saw Mrs. Atika and Kwame at the door but chose to ignore them. Kwame knocked at the door but I ignored him too. Frustrated, they left me alone. The pupils laughed loudly and I continued teaching.
A minute after Kwame left, the HM stormed into the classroom. “Mwalimu Andrew! Are you the one who instructed the pupils to carry furniture away from the staffroom?”
“Yes, Mr Headmaster,” I said. “They had nowhere to sit.”
“What do you mean they had nowhere to sit? There are enough desks here!”
“They are few and five pupils can’t fit on one desk,” I answered.
“What do you mean? In our days we used to sit even six on one desk!”
“Mr Headmaster, these desks are too small!” I protested.
“Shut up, Mwalimu,” he shouted. “The pupils can even sit on the floor!”
At that point the Class Eight pupils booed him. “What! You are inciting students against me!” He then ordered the pupils who were sitting on chairs to return them to the staffroom. I left for the staff meeting.
Once everyone was seated, the HM came out of his office and called off the meeting. “Someone just spoilt my mood and now I have to deal with that,” he said and left the school.
That afternoon, Nyayo, the carpenter arrived at school and started making new desks. The same evening, I received a letter from the HM accusing me of insubordination and incitement. The letter was copied to the AEO, DEO and TSC.
I have ten10 days to respond or else further disciplinary action would be taken against me. I will not respond. But, to be safe, I need to be well prepared. Anyone with Atwoli’s contacts?

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

The Story Of My Life - By Linda Ikeji

I started struggling since I was 17 to support my family. I said the day I sell my body to a man for money, may God strike me dead. I was determined to make it on my own, never let any man take my dignity.
It was early 2000, I was 19 years old, in my second year at the University of Lagos. I’d been a model for about a year and a half then. Modeling back then didn’t pay a lot. Sometimes you eat, sometimes you can’t find food. Sometimes you had money, sometimes you will have to beg for it. I’m not from a rich home. I started struggling since I was 17 to support my family.
Linda Ikeji
So I kinda hard a tough life growing up but I kept working, doing all sorts of modeling jobs, ushering, fashion shows, and at one point I sold beer at a hotel. I’d leave lectures, go to a hotel and sell beer from 1pm till 10pm. I did this for a few months. It wasn’t easy but I had to survive. One of the things I said to myself back then was, the day I sell my body to a man for money, may God strike me dead. I was determined to make it on my own, never let any man take my dignity.
In those days, most young girls had an “aristo” I was never one of those girls. I would rather starve or beg for food than give my body to a man for money.
So back to my story. It was early 2000, I hadn’t done any modeling jobs in a bit. I didn’t have any money in school, hadn’t ate a proper meal in days, there was no money at home… My sister called and asked if I could send money home…didn’t have any. I wondered what to do…then I thought of this ” aristo” who had been chasing me for months now…old man…married.. .rich…in his fifties.
I said to myself, why don’t you call him and beg him for money. Tell a lie, say you need it to go to the hospital ‘cos you’re sick or something that desperate. Which was what I did. What he said to me was ‘you know I like you. I don’t know why you’re behaving like a child. You need someone to take care of you blah blah blah’.
Eventually he said I should meet him at a hotel. I will never forget that hotel…Ambassadors hotel in Ikoyi. I was apprehensive about going but I was desperate…I said to myself what’s the worse that can happen? It’s not like he will rape you and there was no way in hell I would sleep with him, so I figured even if he didn’t give me the money I asked for, at least he would give me money for transport fare to go back home…that transport fare was what I was looking forward to honestly. I didn’t have a dime on me, in fact I borrowed small money from a friend to go to the hotel.
So when I got there, he bought me hotel food (my first real meal in days…:-)) and after I was done eating, he made his move. I shoved him off. He kept trying and I kept pushing him away and after a while he got angry and said something like, why did you come here then? Are you a child? He was angry that I made him pay for a hotel room, spent money on food etc and not give him what he wanted. So he got up to leave…and I told him I didn’t have any money to go back to school. If looks could kill, I would have died in that moment he turned to look at me. He left the hotel room, and I followed him. I kept begging and trying to explain to him that I didn’t have transport to go back, he didn’t say a word to me as he entered his vehicle and drove off.
I stood in front of the hotel wondering how I was going to get back to school. All I had on me was N15. N15 wasn’t going to take me from Ikoyi to Akoka. In my plans, I never imagined that I wasn’t going to at least get a few thousands from him. I’d seen this guy before…he was a friend’s boss. He owned a media business back then and every time I went to see this friend, this man would call me into his office…tell me how pretty I am, how much he likes me and how well he can take care of me.
And he always gave me 5k whenever I was ready to leave his office. But this time I was the one who called him…so he must have figured I was ready to give in. We both misunderstood each other, I guess…:-)
Anyway, after standing in front of the hotel for a few minutes, I went back in and saw a young man at the front desk. I explained my situation to him…he was kind enough to give me N100 and that was the money that took me half way home. By the time I got to Yaba, I’d run out of cash, so I trekked from Yaba bus stop to UNILAG Akoka. I remember saying to myself while I was trekking with tears in my eyes, that one day I’m going to make something of myself…every money I make in this world would be my own hard earned money…I don’t care how bad it gets, no man is ever going to take away my self respect…that’ s all I have!
And that’s the way I lived. Determined to make it in life. On my own terms. As my own woman. I kept struggling and struggling until God finally blessed me.
Now I have more money than I even know what to do with it. I make millions of Naira from what I love doing…blogging. The best part of all this is that I would blog for free. Now I don’t chase money anymore…it chases me. It’s not even just about the money, it’s the great friends I’ve met via this blog, the wonderful people I interact with here, the freebies I get. How much of a big deal I am to some people.
How some people see me in person and scream with excitement and want to take photos with me. Sometimes I pinch myself…I almost can’t believe this is my life.
Once in a while I think of that 19 year old girl who trekked for miles to school because she would not sell her body and I say to her, we made it, Linda, we made it!
So maybe I’m not a role model in terms of what I do, but I know I’m definitely a role model as a young woman. To all the young girls out there, if you’re reading this, you can make it on your own. You don’t need to spread your legs for men, you don’t need these old married men who just take your glory. You’re strong, you’re beautiful, there’s nothing you can’t achieve on your own. God has given you something no one else has. Find what it is and build yourself. Don’t worry about what other girls around you have. Dignity is far more valuable than a range rover. Make it in life on your own terms and as your own woman, so that you can look back one day and be proud of who you were and who you are.
I wish every one well in their journey. God bless

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

KU Soccer players in National Team and other Leagues


KU player's National call up excites Coach
Paul Mungai featuring for KCB (Kenya premier league)
B. Arts (KU)- 3rd year
Mungai's call-up acclaimed
On Tuesday 1 May 2012, KCB winger Paul Mungai Kiongera, a Kenya U23 player, got his maiden call to the senior National team Harambee Stars.
This was confirmed during a press briefing by the National team Coach Francis Kimanzi. Mungai takes up Kevin Kimani's place as he is said to be unavailable.
First call up
Happy at Mungai's call is non other than Vince Ombiji, his Coach at Kenyatta University (KU).

' I am very happy at his call. Paul has always been a hard worker and deserves the call. I am particularly happy because with the senior National team he will gain a lot more experience which will be a great boost to the College team '

Other than Mungai at KU, Ombiji has AFC Leopards midfielder Bernard Mangoli, City Stars' Victor Ashinga and Alex Nyamweno, amongst others in his team.

Name: Victor Ashinga
Course: Sports Science
Year of study: 1st
Current club: City Star (Premier league)
Position: Defensive mid- fielder


Name: Alex Nyamweno Achoki
Course: B.ed Arts
Year of study: 3rd
Current club: City Stars (Premier league)
Position: Striker

Name: Bernard Mang’oli
Course: Environmental Science
Year of study: 2nd
Current club: AFC Leopards (Premier league)
Position: Offensive mid- fielder

Name: Samuel Njau
Course: B.Commerce
Year of study: 2nd 
Current club: Ligi ndogo (Div. 1)
Position: Goalkeeper

Name: James Kinyua
Course: B. Com
Year of study: 3rd 
Current club: Commercial FC Thika (Provincial league)
Position: Offensive mid- fielder

Name: James Mwangi
Course: B. Com
Year of study: 2nd
Current club: Liberty professional Academy (provincial league)
Position: Defender

Monday, 7 May 2012

How I Missed Exam in K.U.


How I missed exam in KU

By MWALIMU ANDREW


I have just discovered I have a very close blood relative here at KU — my step-cousin-in-law. As some of you already know, my cousins from my mother’s side have a step-brother called Tito.
“Do you know that Tito’s wife is also a looking for a degree in that KU university?” my mother asked me a few days before I left home. “When you get there, look for her — she is called Sanglinda.”
I forgot all about the matter when I got to KU as I was engrossed in intensive studies and extensive intellectual discourses. I only remembered the conversation when Mum called last weekend.
She was visiting her people to prepare for my father’s planned visit there. You see, my father never finished paying bride price. After Caro’s husband called to say that he would be visiting us with a few four-leggeds, my uncles from my mother’s side informed my father that he could not receive any bride price for his daughter before he completes paying for his wife.
To avoid such shame, Pius and I raised some money with which we bought two heifers and a bull that Father will be taking to his in-laws later this month.
“Did you meet Sanglinda?” Mother asked when she was with Tito. “You must know each other to avoid something happening between the two of you yet you are relatives,” my mother warned.
I set out to look for Sanglinda. It was not difficult given her unique name. She is only a year behind me and, like me, she studies Kiswahili and religious studies. These are some of the most feared subjects in KU as they are only taken up by academically courageous people.
“I’m happy I have someone who can assist me with studies,” she said after introduction. We were outside KU’s brand new Ultra Post Modern Library — a library so grand and comfortable that even if you are not good at physics, you will understand it very well if you read from there. She told me that she had a term paper that she needed my help with. We walked to her room in Lukenya Hostels. Unlike the room I share with Wesonga, Sanglinda’s was immaculately clean.
Everything was well arranged and her bed was nicely made with a pink bedcover. I hesitated before I sat on it as I feared dirtying it.
Sanglinda immediately served me juice and biscuits. Although Aunt Albina had brought us juice during her visit, with Wesonga around, the three-litre bottle did not last two days. I enjoyed every drop of the two glasses of juice I took at Sanglinda’s.
After this I went through the term paper but asked for some time to allow the question to “ferment” in my head. By that time, the exam timetable was out and we had just a few days before the tests began.
That evening, besides just revising for my paper, I also spared some time to attempt Sanglinda’s term paper. I was back in her room the following day, with a well-written answer. All that remained was for Sanglinda to type it and add her name. She was so happy she hugged me.
My first paper was on Wednesday morning. I faced it with confidence as I had prepared well. The next exam was on Thursday afternoon and, on Wednesday evening I visited Sanglinda.
Besides the juice, she also prepared spaghetti for supper. That was the second time I ate spaghetti in my life. It was almost midnight when I left her room.
“Will you come tomorrow we revise together?” she asked as we parted at Nyayo Gate. I eagerly agreed. Wesonga asked me where I was spending most of my time, but I did not tell him.
Before I slept, I received an SMS from Sanglinda: “Dre, you are so cool, you remind me of Tito, G9t.”
The following morning I was at Sanglinda’s room. I got there to find breakfast – tea and bread with eggs – ready. We leisurely took breakfast and settled down to read. Like many of the students, she had not revised.




I would be lying to say that we did serious revision. An hour later, we put the books aside and started sharing experiences. Sanglinda kept laughing as I narrated stories of Mwisho wa Lami, and kept saying: “Aki Dre, you are funny.” We were seated on the bed.
Since our papers were beginning at 2 pm, we had enough time to prepare. At noon, Sanglinda said, “Let’s go to KM and buy sukuma and eggs so that I can quickly cook.”
We also bought onions, tomatoes, and ripe bananas and we started walking back to Lukenya. We had just passed Nyayo Gate when we met Wesonga together with other classmates.
“Sema, Dre,” said Wesonga, “siku hizi naona umepanda bei sana.” I introduced Sanglinda to him. We talked a bit, but my mind was on the lunch Sanglinda was going to prepare.
“By the way, ulifanya questions gani?” Wesonga asked.
“Which exam? Ya jana?” I asked. “I always do questions 1, 3 and 5 in all exams.”
“No, exam ya leo,” he said.
“Ya leo si ni ya saa nane?” I replied

“Dre, wewe kwisha. Si paper ndio hii. Tunatoka exam,” he said, showing me the exam paper. It indeed was the paper I had been preparing for the whole morning.

Thick rivers of sweat started dripping down my face. My legs became very weak when I remembered the consequences of missing a test. It meant that I had fully wasted the session and I would have to repeat the unit, further delaying my graduation.
Instead of sympathising with me, Wesonga was laughing loudly. “Dre, situliandika timetable ya exam pamoja na wewe.
I checked for the timetable in my wallet and confirmed that the correct timing for the exam. The problem was my inability to turn down Sanglinda’s invitation for breakfast and group revision.
“Wewe Dre kubali kuna mtu ameku-confuse hapa KU,” Wesonga said, looking at Sanglinda, who was a few metres from us. He then laughed loudly. “Dre wachana na mambo ya wanawake, hapa tulikuja kukula kitabu, sio kutafuta bibi.”

I was incensed and told him how we are related with Sanglinda. Wesonga laughed some more. “Hakuna relation kama hiyo,” he answered. “Tunajua. Mbona unaishi Lukenya kila saa? Lakini selection yako naona sio mbaya.”

I could not stand Wesonga and followed Sanglinda to her room. She quickly prepared lunch and left for the exam after we ate. She left me in her room, nursing my troubles.
Once I confirmed she was gone, I took three glasses of highly concentrated juice and biscuits. I added some water in the juice bottle to disguise my actions and slept on her bed.
Even with the bed smelling so nice, sleep did not come easily. I could not believe I would have to repeat the unit. But I am happy to have a close relative in KU.
www.facebook.com/mwishowalami, twitter @mwalimuandrew

Thursday, 3 May 2012

Download Link for Successful Room Applicants for May 2012

Below is the link for the pdf download for Successful Room Applicants for May 2012

Kudos to the K.U. Admin they have also provided rooms for SSP

http://www.ku.ac.ke/index.php/news-a-events/720-successful-room-applicants-for-may-2012